Holy. Fucking. Shit. I just met GOD chelsea handler!! If you know me at all you would know that I have literally worshiped her since I was 13 (she has been my religious status on facebook since 2008 also hence my URL.) She was sooo nice and really appreciated that I gave her a gift containing Belvedere vodka (obviously), swedish fish, and a hand-made card with a nugget man with corn rows playing a ukelele (also obviously). I also gave her my phone number because when you meet your spiritual leader you need to get yourself out there.